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by John Colombo

Another World AIDS Day was commemorated in Pittsburgh on Dec. 1. Opening with a press conference at the City County Building, Mayor Ravenstahl spoke, as did Sara Oliver-Carter, vice president of diversity and inclusion at Highmark. Later in the day a flash mob appeared in Market Square to remind people about AIDS, and then the annual candle light vigil began at CMU and moved toward Heinz Chapel for a memorial service. Also that evening, Educating Teens About HIV/AIDS sponsored the 7th annual Red Ribbon Gala at the Omni William Penn. The project was developed by Kezia L. Ellison while in high school as a project for the PA Governor’s School for Excellence in Health Care.

The next evening the play Looking for Magic premiered at the University of Pittsburgh’s Henry Heymann Theater, with support from the Pitt Men’s Study, the LAMBDA Foundation and the Actor’s Co-Op. Based on playwright Beverly Pollock’s loss of her two sons to AIDS, the play was a moving tribute to their memory and surprisingly filled with humor.

Also that night, Sheppard Wellness Community held its annual Friends of Wellness dinner with help from the Delta Foundation. A sumptuous holiday meal was served, headed up by Gary Van Horn—he cooks and teaches cooking, who knew? The meal, which put my family holiday dinner to shame, was one of the best meals I’ve enjoyed in a long time. The Friends of Wellness dinner was started by Herb Beatty, Donny Thinnes and Bill Kaelin 27 years ago when all they had to feed was about 32 people. This year the room was packed.

Seen at the press conference were Richard Smith, Ted Hover, Jim Sheppard and Judy Sylvester. At the Red Ribbon Gala: Ruthie King, Charles Christen, Harry Blackwell, Sabrina Clark, Allen Brown and Vince Simms. And at Looking for Magic: Brian Rohleder, Dory Perry, Buzz Puzateri, Hugh McGough, Rick Allison, Ed Motznik and Jim, Marc Wagner and his partner Brian, Jan Carlino, Joseph Plummer and Sarah Mohr. 

On Dec. 3, Three Rivers Leather Club held its annual toy drive at Leather Central for Allegheny Youth Services. The toy drive is led by an enthusiastic Ky Eaton who was spotted at several other bars and clubs trying to raise funds for the kids. A leather flea market and raffle were held the night I stopped by. Seen at the fund raiser: Jessi Strucaly, Jim McGoldric, Matthew Bronson, Doc and Rege Maloney.

Also that night, the annual SPARK party, a fundraiser for the Deta Foundation, was held at Bill Chisnell Productions Studio on Penn Avenue downtown. It was at this moment that I realized I was no longer being stalked by Chris Bryan—my new stalker is Gary Van Horne. RAJA, the 3rd season winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race was the featured performer. Gorgeous, talented and low maintenance, she posed for the cameras with everyone on the street. Miss Marsha Monster Mellow was even getting chummy with her—and Raja’s just as tall as Marsha. Seen at Spark: Tom Freggens, Tony Grecco, Lola Laquoix, Jessica Levine and John McMarland.

On Dec. 10 the 35th annual Miss Gay Pittsburgh Contest was held at There Ultra Lounge on Liberty Ave. Hosted by the ever so lovely Kierra Darshall, it was standing room only as Geogia B. Cummings, Ann Fu Yung, Miraha Black Dickerson, Lady Diamond and Celine Dashawn competed for the crown. The gowns were gorgeous, the hairdos as high as the contestants’ hopes. A bevy of Pittsburgh’s finest drag performers were on hand, watching and participating in the show. Mr. Leather Fetish 2011 Matthew Bronson along with last year’s  Mr. Leather Fetish “Dean” were brought on stage to speak. After the judges tallied their votes, the new Miss Gay Pittsburgh is: Celine Dashawn. Congratulations to all the contestants and thanks for a fun evening.

The Renaissance City Choirs held their annual holiday performance on Dec. 10 at the Carnegie Music Hall in Oakland. Titled “Don we now our gay apparel,” the concert featured fan favorites like the “12 Days of Christmas” with audience participation and with past choir members joining the current members on stage to sing, which I always find touching and usually start crying. I cried a lot that night, more on that in a minute.

In Act 2, which has also become a tradition, the Edgewood Symphony Orchestra joins the choir and it is truly a magical experience.  Which means more tears.  And, of course, the choir performed their signature comedic numbers, including this year’s “Veronica” featuring soloist Cookie Gibbs singing about all she wanted for Hanukah was Veronica; “Shalom Santa” with soloist Chad Elder, who is very charming in a boyish way, singing about his Catholic and Jewish upbringing and the foibles of celebrating two holidays; and what may have been the Men’s Choir’s best piece ever, “Thriller Christmas,” complete with Michal Jackson moves and words adapted for the holiday season to the famous Jackson song.

 I was not the only one crying that night. An important announcement was made, Artistic  Director Andres Cladera and his partner George Kacenga are in the process of leaving Pittsburgh and heading off for new adventures in Denver, Colorado. Cladera’s talents and personality will be missed. It was so very painful to watch him say goodbye. I’m a big fan and friend.  He bid his farewell and told how the RCC helped him become more open about his sexuality to his friends and family, and he has become empowered enough to tell his father that it’s OK to be gay. I have never had that conversation with my father, and I applaud you Andres. He then addressed the children in the audience, telling them if you ever hear anyone talk bad about a gay person, “You tell them to stop.” A very moving moment—OK, I’m crying again as I write this. Thank you Andres for your soulful and playful contributions and George for your kindness and friendship over the years. We all wish you well.

And I have to mention some of the events that took place back in November, which we couldn’t include in our last issue because of our earlier deadline.

Nov. 17 kicked off the opening of Microscopic Opera’s newest production, Three Decembers. Written by Jake Heggie, this chamber opera is about a “typical” dysfunctional family in San Francisco, spanning three decades of their lives. Performed at the Pittsburgh Opera, the show was directed by Lisa Ann Goldsmith and features Mary Gold as celebrated actress and matriarch Madeline Mitchell. The daughter Beatrice (played by Eric Olden) is in an unsatisfying marriage and has taken to the bottle. Son Charlie (played by Daniel Teadt), whose lover is dying from AIDS, is coming to terms with his homosexuality.  Consisting of three vignettes, each one ends in utter sadness and despair. Sounds like Christmas with the family.  Microscopic Opera was founded by Erica Olden and Andres Cladera to create innovative, moving and intimate productions of contemporary chamber opera. I’ve found their productions to be good primers for those who would like to learn more about opera.

On Nov. 26, Sharon Needles and troupe performed in another outrageous drag show at  the Blue Moon—they performs there on a regular basis. This time up their take off Sister Act, repurposed as Sister Axe, a satanic musical comedy featured Needles, Alaska Thvnderfvck Amy Vodkahaus, Veruca la’Piranha and Cherri Baum; the show was a sellout.   The show was hilarious. Thanks to Blue Moon for doubling as a performance venue for the “girls.”

And on Nov. 30, the Pittsburgh nude male yoga group held their annual holiday party “Bare as You Dare” at their studio space in Millville. The group which usually has practice in the space each Wednesday opted to socialize that evening.  I took this opportunity to ask many questions about nude yoga and nude gatherings in general, as Pittsburgh has become such a hotbed of nude parties and bar outings (private).  The party was fun, the men were in various states of dress and undress, and after a while you don’t even notice the nakedness. (OK so the eyes still tend to look down at times.) I took the opportunity to talk with yoga instructors Gene Evangelist and Ian Price to remind me what why yoga and nudity go together. Two years ago I tried nude yoga myself but wasn’t sure if it was for me. The yoga classes run 90 minutes with a small social gather at the end, and you can burn up to 500- 600 calories, depending on how hard you work during a session. The nudity helps you break through the ego and become more comfortable with yourself.  Personally I was comfortable in my Armani Jacket, but that’s just my level of comfort. At the party: Chris Shelton, Scott Smith, Dave Marshall, Craig Melichar and Pittsburgh’s former Survivor celebrity, Chett Welch.

Happy Holidays to everyone!

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