Watch your step in the fog of March

by Charlene Lichtenstein

March comes in on little cat feet... or is that fog? With five planets in Pisces and some trining dramatic Pluto, prepare to feel cushy, mushy and a little more intuitive.... and foggy! Just watch where you step, comrade.

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Proud Rams are not only interested in keeping secrets this March, they are also willing to expose a few of them too. Consider carefully the things that absolutely need to be revealed so you to attain greater success and remove personal barriers. Other secrets are best kept chez nous until a later, more advantageous time. Which is which? Ah, that is the question!

Taurus (April 21-May 21)

March is the time to expand your social circle into a globe as well cement current friendships and be a bit of a popularity booster. Some of your contacts can bring you extra, unanticipated luck now. Some provide romantic excitement. Still others are just good sounding boards. And maybe one is a delightful combination of all three attributes?

Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Professional goals seem to take precedence over personal needs and desires this March, so place yourself in the center of the corporate action and see what happens. You manage to dazzle the higher ups and discover inventive ways to gain a professional advantage. How high can you climb before you stumble? Find out. You may surprise yourself with your agility.

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

If you have an increasingly narrow view of the world, this is the time to get out of your shell and expand your vision. You benefit greatly by discovering new ways, new things and new folks. Expand your consciousness. Excite your mind and prepare to scramble your routine. Take some classes, travel, take a new route home from work. Hey, whatever works.

Leo (July 24-Aug. 23)

Lusty proud Lions can use their ample personal charisma to attract anyone they want this March. You can be very charming when you put effort into it. So take a beady eyed look around you and see who catches your bead. Your world is your oyster, with all the trimmings and assorted spices. Just how big is your appetite? Tuck in and see if you want any extra salt ... or sugar.

Virgo (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)

Are your relationships as good and as strong as they should be? If the answer is yes, celebrate with your partner all through March. If it is a less than yes answer, find ways to strengthen the bonds... or maybe not? For those queer Virgins who are in the meet market for new connections, use this time to spread your cheer... among other things.

Libra (Sept. 24-Oct. 23)

The job takes on a dramatic flair this March, and you find unique ways to improve yourself. Hard work? Maybe. But you may get more traction by a good press campaign. Looking good may take you farther than doing good now. Or maybe that is the way it always is and you are just wising up to it. Buff and tone at the gym just in case....

Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)

Tap into your creative reserves. A starry spark of genius can start a raging fire of opportunity. But before you burn the house down, see if you can harness all this artistic vibe into a project that can be a life’s masterpiece. This March you can build yourself a new future filled with energy and spark. By the spring you will soar to new heights.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)

Find ways of making your surroundings more comfortable and efficient this March. Gay Archers may not be as domesticated as other folks but there might be something tugging at your apron strings now. Why not invest the time and money to showcase who you are and what you have? You may entice more busy bees to buzz around your hive to create more honey, honey.

Capricorn (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)

Anything that you merely think about can immediately be on your lips. You may want to carefully consider how you approach life now. Keep an open mind and allow yourself the luxury of listening without commenting. Difficult, I know. But think of all the things that you want to accomplish behind the scenes. A bit of mystery might be a potent weapon, gay Cap.

Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)

Aqueerians will love to spend to the limit this March and why not? When you have it, flaunt it. But what if you don’t have it? Ah, there is the rub. Remember—you don’t have to spend big to live large. So find thriftier ways to do what you want when you want to at this time. Then you will have ample fund reserves to spend when you need to but may not want to.

Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20)

If you feel like you are the center of your universe, I would not be surprised. Guppies are in a swirl. You may have so much on your plate that you may tire of it and need to recapture your personal zest. Spend time with those who make you feel loved and special. Save the political glad handing for later in the month. Move and shake after you have relaxed and recharged.

For Entertainment Purposes Only. (c) 2010 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. Lichtenstein’s blog www.thestarryeye.typepad.com covers everything new age. Her astrology book HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians is the best in tongue-in-cheek astrology.